You’ve got the drinks. You’ve got the music. You’ve got a group of filthy-minded friends who are just one bad decision away from making this night unforgettable. But what’s missing?
Because the best parties aren’t just about getting wasted and making questionable life choices. They’re about pushing limits, testing boundaries, and making sure that by the time the sun rises, everyone’s looking at each other thinking, “Did we really just f*cking do that?”
Here’s why a penis sex toy is the ultimate party guest.
1. It Breaks the Ice Faster Than Alcohol Ever Could
Some people need five shots of tequila before they loosen up. Others just need to see a foot-long, silicone cock sitting on the table.
Because nothing screams “We’re all filthy degenerates here” like someone picking up a veiny masterpiece and saying, “Alright, who’s taking the first turn?”
And suddenly, just like that, the party has officially started.
2. Drunk People Do Wild Shit, and a Penis Sex Toy Just Makes It Hotter
Ever watched a game of Truth or Dare turn into a full-blown group sex audition? Add a penis sex toy into the mix, and suddenly you’ve got a table full of people competing to see who deepthroats it best.
Next thing you know, someone’s on their knees, someone’s bent over, and someone’s just sitting back, watching it all unfold while trying not to cum in their pants.
3. Someone’s Always “Curious” After a Few Drinks
You know exactly who they are. The one who swears up and down they’re straight but keeps side-eyeing the toy like they’re dying to wrap their lips around it.
Maybe it starts as a joke. Maybe they do a little taste test, “just to see.” Maybe someone whispers, “Come on, don’t be a pussy.” And maybe, just maybe, that’s the moment their entire worldview changes.
4. It’s the Gateway to Some Real Filthy Fun
First, it’s just a joke. Then someone’s grinding on it. Then someone else is licking the tip like it’s a popsicle.
Then, suddenly, you’re watching your friends spit on it, suck it, and take turns seeing just how much they can handle.
And before you know it? The party’s turned into something a lot less PG-13 and a whole lot more “let’s put our phones away before someone records this.”
5. No One Leaves That Party the Same
You walked in expecting a normal night. You’re leaving with memories that’ll have you blushing every time you think about them.
Maybe it was your best friend moaning like a porn star while they rode it on the couch. Maybe it was watching two people make out with it between them. Or maybe it was the moment when you realized, “Damn, I need one of these for myself.”
Ready to Make Your Next Party Legendary?
Forget lame drinking games, forget boring small talk. If you really want a night to remember, grab a penis sex toy, grab your filthiest friends, and see where the night takes you.
And if you’re looking for the biggest, thickest, dirtiest options out there, you know exactly where to go. Mr. Hankey’s Toys has the kind of sex toys that turn parties into full-blown sex events.
